MONSTER [Ver 3]

Saturday, July 30, 2005
THE inevitable

The war was settled today on my homeground. It was a tough battle with the lead exchanging hands all the time. I nearly lost all i had at half time then came the turn of the tide. Where Melvin failed with a hong zhong before i found success. From the moment i produced the 13 wonders ( shi shan yao), the inevitable happened...

Music: -Simon's stunned silence- simon

it seeps out// 3:06 AM

Friday, July 22, 2005
THe hopes we have

Mahjong throws up a couple of interesting habits of/for people .

Jude=>
1)Who is zhen ah?
2)Strokes the chicken tile, while saying: "touching my cock" & other relevant cock jokes.
3)We once played a 14hr mj game because of him!

Melvin=>
1)Critcises the fuck out of everyone during the 1st few rounds till he starts winning. Which is usually the case.
2)Tends to lapse into a zen mode thinking abt a hong zhong( for ex.), when there is like 2 on the floor already.

Simon=>
1)Has the prestiges title of bao kia, baoing an unprecdented 4-5 times.
2)Recognises himself as the most highly skilled among us. As i have told him, i can call him mj god if he wants to. So long as he pays me everything he plays.
3)Can count the no. of wins he have with one hand.

Bang=>
1)My disciple aka Who yi die.
2)The only person i know who did a 13yao in my house. I nearly strike 4D because of tt.
3)Improving as i type.

Joan=>
1)Hysterical laughter is something that accompanies her game.
2)Known to be simon's worse suaning nightmare during the games.
3)Have some rather strange superstition for mj

Eugene
1)Rubs his belly while playing, which kind of remind me about the laughing buddha.
2)A player i consider better than Simon. At least he wins money!
3)Hysterical laughter is also part of his game.

Me
1)Likes to think of himself as a baby face assassin.
2)Has the generous support of Simon to pay his cover charge and occasional free alcoholic drinks.
3)Hasn't lost, save once, since Simon came into his life.

How does the name of director Zhang sound haha. A random private joke just came into my mind, that only me and XY will understand. It is: " Hi, my name is ash." With a very deep australian accent. Another random thought is that of people who don't bother to reply smses of questions. Isit so hard to type a simple: "Yes, no, sure thing, it was good?" Fuck next time the next person who does this. I will reply this straight away.

it seeps out// 12:09 AM

Sunday, July 03, 2005
ZOO outing

Seriously man i got some strange myths hanging about me that i don't ever go out with my gf. Well its obviously not true. Just because we don't talk about it nor publicise our r/s as if it's some article, doesn't mean we don't hang out. We do
all activities common folks do, like hang out, club, movies, sports, and occasional visits to the strange n iconic zoos, museums. We are just never over the top

THis set of pics was taken 2 sats back. It was Singapore powers family day, so we got free admission, lunch and stuff. The zoo i realised has become an amusement park.

ME: " WAh check out that python and the cute looking parrots. THere are people taking photos w them, super seh leh. Lets go also."

* Takes Joan's hand walk towards exhibit

Zookeeper: " And to take photos with these lovely creatures of the wild today, please kindly donate $5."

ME:" I think the crocodile by the bridge looks more seh darling."
*WHile dragging my gf hand away. Whatever happen to free nature!!!!!!! Btw this happened to the elephant rides as well. Paying $10/pax for a ride of 20m, wtf!

On a good note, i managed to see ah meng's daughter. It was so loving with her saggy breasts, which accidentally gave me a biz idea of inventing bras for monkeys. MY HANDS. HHAHHAHA. Ok im being sick. I also made a careful observation that they put Zebras, deers and every possible prey next to the Lion exhibit to give it much needed inspiration and vice versa much needed fear.

Taken with some nice looking and not too mention rather tall bambo shoots. I just put this picture cause i wanted a personnal profile haha. I dun know why i put this pic in, i jus do it like many other things JUST DO IT!

Taken with a huge constrictor. Its size was enormous or as every guy wld say AS LONG AS MY ANACONDA. I always held a fascination for snakes, loved them to bits. Probably its a fetish, because i once feared them. Which reminded me of my BMT time where a snake sneakily crept onto my shoulder. Of course the courageous Gerard did something about it, by letting a blood curling scream rip followed by an awesome toss ( the snake) to my buddy standing next to me. He too followed suit, but this time he passed it on to our dinner fire.

I thought this picture was very well taken by Joan. The lighting and scenery blended superbly in this picture. On my blog of course it doesn't look cool, but you should check out the real deal on digital. Just drop me a note to see this lovely monkey. It had only 1 expression throughout, kinda reminded me of zeeann 1 pose only.

Joan and the moniter lizard. YOu could see from the gap in between them, they had a common respect for each other. That the monitor lizard should be eating the leaves that it was given and not Joan's toe. If i could, i would have taken it home. Another reptile that gives me wet dreams at night, besides Simon.

Ok will be back with more pics when i got time to upload and shit. CLubbing next sat, who want to come just come yah.
Mood: Satisfaction
Music: Underworld's Born Slippy ( This song is brings back alot of sec sch memories lodge deep in my head. THe times of mishaps and joys i shared with people i still talk to.")

it seeps out// 11:00 PM