MONSTER [Ver 3]

Saturday, May 29, 2004
Highlander

Genting was a good trip filled with the typical mishaps. It even started on the 1st bus ride. There was damn irritating kid who just won't shut up. He must have memorized 101 nursery rhyme for kids. From happy birthday to some ba black sheep. I was totally going nuts on the bus, and so was Joan. I had half a mind to disembowel him and throw his remains to the wild boars. Everytime i look at him, there i would be imagining my 2 hands on his neck. Thank god, the 2nd half of the trip, he was probably sedate by his mum. Who probably also wasn't able to tolerate his nonsense, and fed him with some morphine or something. For me, the unpleasant ride wasn't about to stop. I had this little problem called weak bladder.

Along our ascend up, we were nearly con by taxi drivers, who were trying to convince us the hotels were 1374138487km away from each other. Thus we should ride in their taxis and not the free cable car ride. We entered our hotel room, in utter and complete surprise. The toilet was smaller than a bloody prison cell. They can't jus spell hot or cold for the showers and the corridor had a stench of some cheap cigarettes. From our hotel room, we had a good view of the theme park and it looked really good. There was this tiny problem with the theme park though. It rained for 2 whole bloody day n night. The best part was that, it was sunny on the last day. We did the usual rides, exp food and shopping. In malaysia, the KFC colonal man wear contacts, Ronald Mcdonald has purple hair and the word please isn't in any malaysians' vocab. All the casino attendents had the: " Fuck off" look, and all their customers had the :" Kiss my ass look". So there we were among paying customers of $1000s and i was playing like $10 each game. I could see how people would commit suicide because of gambling. Maybe it's my eyes or the weather but everyone sort of looked depress in Genting.

Guess who i saw in Genting, Mr Peter "Im really sincere, i really am" of cjc s6. I was trying my best to avoid him, otherwise he would get me into some shit as usual.

On my way back, just as i thought the bus trip would be finally alright i was so wrong. The blasted the show 2002 in max volume twice!!!!!!!!!!!! I was forced to watch the same show twice/!!!!!! FUCK SHIT. Here iam back.

it seeps out// 11:23 AM

Saturday, May 22, 2004

it seeps out// 4:18 PM

Holidays.

That day i was watching tv with my bro, then a really funny ticker tape newsflash appeared on the side. The 1st flash of news was that of the COA( CHief of army), announcing that he wanted a 0 casualty rate this year. It was followed closely by a 2nd newsflash saying that a Singaporean F16 pilot had crashed and died in training in the U.S.

My holidays seem to be idle at the same time busy. I don't know why? I would be like ok tomorrow im really free, then the next thing bam im caught huffing and puffing the next day. It's maybe im really bored, so i went to catch a hellova lot of movies. Shrek was memorable, even though it was like a spoof for alot of movies as well as fable tales. The new character, the Puss in boots played by Antonio Banderas was really good. It is the star of the show i must say. Here i am sounding like a movie critic, fuck.

I'll be outta country for some time, so who wana do wat and need me to do wat better say now, or forever hold your peace.

Amen

it seeps out// 12:17 PM

Friday, May 14, 2004
Changes

Im goin to change my blog skin in a matter of days. Im currently hooked on Usher's "Yeah", a typical hip hop song about sex and making no sense whatsoever. Hell did you see all his music videos. He can sure move to the beats.

I was telling my friends the other day of this certain singer called Sean Paul. He's goin to be Ja Rule no.2. Stuck in the land of singers featuring Ja Rule or Sean Paul. The same monotonous voice, dance steps and rythmn. Which reminds me, im going down to BEP's concert on the 25th. Should be pretty good, u guys can consider man. Its at a thrifty price of $39.

Today is bloody shack. After the non-stop 1 for 1 offer drinking yesterday, i woke up with a bloody headache. COupled with the bloody heat and that bloody edgy fridge, it was a bloody tired day. I need some sex... right princess?

it seeps out// 12:15 AM

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Sex

Your Favorite Target:

Elderly men

Your Kill Count:

1,387,180,203

Your Battle Cry:

"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$48,953,705,754,227

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 49%

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

it seeps out// 2:12 PM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004
WIth arms wide open

Mother's Day is a very special day for me. I must celebrate with not 1 but 2 mothers. OF course im talking to about my KM n my mum. Yup, i call both of them mummy. My KM agreed to take care of me some 22 years ago, to ease up on finances. There were like 5 ppl squeezing into a 3 room flag. Nobody complained, and nobody looked back in regret.

MOthers are a very special breed. I would be forever grateful, how my mum brought me up single handledly. Its a thanksless 24/7 job. People don't just say:" Im just a mother". They say: "Im a mother", with pride. The person who opens the door for you dead into the night, ain't going to be your snoozing dad. Its your mum. The thing i'll miss most about my mother as years pass by, is this fact. No matter how tired she is, if i arrive home really late either from work or some other commmitmet. From her mother's instinct, she would never fail to ask me: " Have you eaten?" A simple question, but somehow it holds a place in my heart. This person im talking about here is my ex sat-sun mum. Now she has become my full time mum.

My mon-fri mum is my KM. I love her equally just as much. I really gave her alot of shit, during my teenage years. Hey everybody does. She could have easily gotten rid of me from her household, but she didn't. Its too bad i cherish her only when it was lost. I grew older, and i swear upon my grave that i would give her a better life than she has now. Yes even if she goes mental. I just owe her too much. Actually that is no such thing as i owe u, u owe me in unselfish love. Let's just say, im prepared to take that extra step.

So here is a real short poem:
DArk clouds are always over my head,
Winter seething in my heart,
I wept in my bed,
The door swings open,
Asking me this question,
Spring starts again.
I learnt to cherish,
I know what would perish,
So on this day,
Mother's love will be remember instead,
I love you Mum.

it seeps out// 2:22 AM

Thursday, May 06, 2004
MOrtal combat

I jus played mortal combat with a gazillion LAF( Light attracted flies). A whole swamp of them invaded my room, in a cloud of black. I was facing a formidable foe. Luckily i learned a trick or two in army while on COS duty, to deal with situations like these. Shifting away my bed n heavy duty mattress, i proceeded to do some termination. Those pesky flies like white lights for some reason. With a rolled up newspaper i offed my room light, so all those LAF , began goin to ground. When i turn on my lights, they would energetically swoop up to the ceiling caressing my lighting. So i continued offing (till every single one of them are on the floor) n oning the light again. After like 15mins, they couldnt be bothered to fly up to the ceiling anymore.

It was termination time w my magazine. Exterminating was a tough job; wings, body parts were strewn all over the floor. Those LAF die hard. I get a good laugh whenever i have to deal with them. Imagine me, smiling with evil intentions for those flies. FUCKERS> bwhwahhahahahaha.

Mood: Back to studies.

it seeps out// 9:14 PM

Step down to the club

Title: JUst you(slow RAP)
flow,
girlfriend hand in tow,
walking down sultan street,
swaying to the beat/ of my backstreet.
POp, soul, RnB,
those are the days of our lives,
drinking wasnt such a bad thing,
k, ecstasy,
those really killed me,
but survival
was jus in me.

Chorus:
ITs hard
to feel the way i feel
but thats just the way im,
with ur name
on my forehead
I'll still love you

Rap part 2
Replay,
back to the time
i met u,
u always thought i was such a fool,
i dun noe why u came for me,
gratitude overcame me,
disposed of the cigarettes i have in stock,
i guess i dun have to die anymore.
Pain, anger
u got me out of jail really,
thank god
u will always be my grace for eternity.
chorus->

Bridge:
Love action romance

Deegan take note!!!!!
i'll ask Jes to fill in the licks n rhyme/ vic to do the mix.
Any changes or amendment its cool w me.
Anybody have any comments please feel free to tell me k.
Best heard with PM DAWNs music

it seeps out// 3:16 PM

Monday, May 03, 2004
Ouch

For the past few days i've been suffering from ulcer mania (nope i've not been eating pasta). Everything i did, i have been doing it pass the pain barrier. Even a simple thing like walking, was difficult. MOre only saviour was caffine, or rather an hourly dose of coke. MY lower lips had swelled up to the size of say, "The NUtty professor". Sorry bro, i couldn't talk to u on sun when i saw u in church, cuz of the 4 ulcers on my lips and 1 on my tongue.

I was quite bored yesterday, so i bought rainbow 6 part 3 to play. Boy was it entertaining. Deegan dropped by my house to pick up my guitar cable. During that short visit, we spend alot of time making fun of the game characters. 1st we made all the negro guys in the SWAT team dress in KKK( KU KLAX KLAN) outfit. Arming them with only pistols, we made them storm a base filled with terrorist armed to the teeth (They had dragnovs, ak47, M16, UZi...). Laughing our heads off, everytime they die in a blaze of pistol fires. Not to mention, the AI is smart enough to make the SWAT teams run with their backs facing the enemies.

As i lay on my bed, i kept thinking of my 4c2 soccer team. I really miss playing with them, that said, i have really little time to organise matches and play. Sucks man. but that is life.

Music: Ant and Dec => DReaming
NOW: Designing a program for a damn theatre seating.

it seeps out// 8:03 PM

Saturday, May 01, 2004
THE MAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry i couldn't post up any shit for the past 2 weeks. I have been experiencing a major disaster on blogger.com. I couldn't log in and i couldn't log out. SO i was stuck in static equilibrium.

SO what has happened in the past 2 weeks. LOADS AND LOTS> I got into a 4 way car accident off AYE, after some unfortunate thing happened to my license. Its a damn long story, which only with AV help can i explain. I was also engaged in a little game of command and conquer between me, my mum and a cockroach. My mum was of course doing all the commanding, while the cockroach was trying its flying best to avoid being conquered. In the end, it couldn't surpass the irresistable baygon and rolled up newspaper combination.

Exams this time has been a funny experience. Its so hard, yet i make it out to be so easy. On a typical day, i would "study" for 2 hrs straight and rest. Well the only exception, is that in that 2 hrs, i would make no less than 5 toilet trips, walk around the house aimlessly, assume the bed is a better place to study and the rest is history.....

Most of the time, i spend it thinking about my long hols and what i plan to do during that time. Jude pls get the plane tickets soon. Im itching for a holiday.

it seeps out// 11:22 AM