<meta name='google-adsense-platform-account' content='ca-host-pub-1556223355139109'/> <meta name='google-adsense-platform-domain' content='blogspot.com'/> <!-- --><style type="text/css">@import url(https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/v-css/navbar/3334278262-classic.css); div.b-mobile {display:none;} </style> </head><body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/6087232?origin\x3dhttp://afterburn.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script> <body> MONSTER [Ver 3]
Saturday, April 30, 2005
You won't catch Jianxiong
1.) Found wanting
2.) Acting in dumb productions
3.) Eating dogs and cats
4.) Wearing a pink shirt
5.) Going by one day w/o mouthing a single vulgarity (Not something im proud of, trying hard to shut me up.
6.) not going through life in his flamboyant ways.
it seeps out// 2:48 PM
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
"Padres" the best suede sounding music i have heard.

**Tonight you will see another face.
Not another broken gaze.
By the light that barely bruns on
She is helm by electric wire
Be free whenever she wants to
Im naive so what and i'll bring her home whenever she wants to.

*June 03
i thought this was the begining of forever
FOrever
Back to **

Did you see her ( how she looks and how much oh so how much i..)
DId she stole your heart by chance too
I wanted to let her know all her crimes
When i hear her heavy hearbeat
Slipping bit by beat
GOodnight

She floats across school
towards to that exit door
She's wasting every moment

Back to *


Edited by Gerard in memory of november '91

Similar experiences on jan 95,96 jun97, mar99.....
it seeps out// 11:56 PM
Thursday, April 21, 2005
JIANXIonG GOES BERSeRK

Soon. Holidays coming up but yet it doesnt feel like 1. Recently i caught a few episodes of survivor on tv. The hairstylist dude was hilarous. His actions are sissy at its most geniune form. Reminds me of this guy i have in school, who wore a t-shirt saying: "Man suck". Pretenders of the term metrosexual i say. Back to the hairstylist guy hehe. He would make actions like touching his eyebrows and say:" Gosh i hate those girls. They eat coconut all day and do nothing. I really want to toss them into the fire gosh." Does a sissy move.

Daniel came up with a brilliant biz plan. I think i might go into this in the long run, because it seems like its worth while.
it seeps out// 12:12 AM
Saturday, April 16, 2005




Your Seduction Style: The Charmer





You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!



it seeps out// 3:08 PM
NOT for children below 16 yrs of age.

Im also sick and tired of hearing kids nowadays scold hokkien vulgarities. Bloody nonsense, mother never teach them the right and meaningful way. FYI my ku ma explain to me all the hokkien vulgarities and their explainations. In the end learning the meanings made me seldom use it, unless seriously provoked. Plus i say it correctly.

For example KNN. Its not really ka-ni-na. Who is nina? your maid ah. Why you want to chop her for? Useless punks, where are all the men nowadays? Wimps. I also hear girls use this phrase. If use correctly means they are really lesbians, cuz they wana screw their mums.

P.S: the right way is gan ni nia.
it seeps out// 1:06 AM
ADDING to the list of how's and if (R21)

I wanted to add Gerard having Pms for the title, but .!. it.

How would you feel if you always take people for granted and 1 day, shit happens to you. Nobody knows what will hurt you the most, but im sure the almighty dude from above will. .!. & ur mum too.

If i was taken advantage of...
I will still do it.
Im Gerard
and Gerard is stupid and disgusting.
he lets other people take advantage of him and never finishes his food.

Peihong btw, you can wish me good luck for my exams DIRECTLY. Its not an indirect freekick, because you have MY NUMBER! Im also NOT upset with you in anyway, that will seriously sound more sincere. Asking people to wish me gd luck btw is not a conversation starter. People will think you are suffering from gerardvities.

gerardvities: An illness which affects a person's capability to make sound judgement. E.g: Trying a can of OFF spray into a camp fire in Pulau Ubin and start laughing hysterically, while friends run away thinking they will be killed. 2nd e.g: Talking until people go wtf?

Mood: Fuck off cause the referee has blown for a foul, instead of playing the ADVANTAGE.
Music: Jeng a Jeng, Jeg a jeng jeng jeg, a jeng. Jeg a jeng. x2
Studying: Thermolanjiaodynamics
it seeps out// 12:40 AM
Thursday, April 14, 2005
R/s

I just watched the recent channel 8 show. A man lost both his wife and kid after 7 years to his best man. I mean his best friend remarried his wife and promptly help divorce him during the man's 7 years in coma. 1stly that woman is a bitch, the best friend is basically a dog.

How would you feel, after 7 years later to find that you best friend has remarried your wife?

How would you feel if you woke to nothing to look forward to anymore and basically lost everything?

How would you feel if you were compensated just $20k for all those troubles?

HOw would you feel if your kid now doesn't want to recognise you anymore as your dad, because taught him how to love and respect.

How would you feel if your best friend basically did a spiritual euthanasia on you, while you were asleep?

If you don't like it to happen to you, please don't fucking do it back to others.

IF it happens to you, please don't look up to heaven and fucking as why. You god-damn jolly know why.

If i were the man.. i would rather die, then to live on and be crushed and spit on. 1 important thing not described in the show=> Karma is very important in the game of life. What you do to others, you would get back twice.

Take me for instance. I took other ppl's phone (not purposely) in the end i lost my own (value twice as much), so rightly pointed out by karma.
it seeps out// 10:17 PM
Sunday, April 10, 2005
It has been a long time...

Yes indeed it has been a long time... since i posted an entry; i studied hard; insulted melvin n his penis size. There is a time for everything after all. Facts are facts melvin's dick is small, ja will certainly agree with me when she is pissed off with him.

COLINROACH

Invaded more room today. I had jus gotten home from a not so friendly bout of mj grabbed a BAnana with 1 hand and a cup of oj in the other. Me being an alpha male sat macholy w/o anything on my comp chair, both hands occupied. THis is when COlin decided to make a special appearance on my all 6 pack. I slapped it with the banana and doused it with my oj. (ADditionally i gave it the DDT and did a cross face chicken wing) <=bullshit. It tapped out and i was able to use the mighty newspaper, picked it up and toss it to timbaktu.

Bra
I have attained the highest standard available to a boyfriend. What amounts to a blackbelt in Karate or a CEO for a business company. I attained the "Ultimate feeling". This ultimate feeling needs years of training, patience, knowledge as well as some peeping skills. Just what is Gerard talking about? Well, it's the skill being able to touch ur gf's breast purposely or accidentally with ur elbow without looking and be able to tell: Colour, size and brand of bra. Just a touch no more, no less. Im not talking about see thrus or peeping here. Geniune skills will seperate the pro fr the pretender here.

Girl
I saw this Girl a few days back in Bishan where i was cracking my head on studies, who was absoluetly hilarious.
Girl:" Blah, blah blah blah. I like you what"
Guy:" Huh?"
Girl proceeds to push him about
Girl:" Aiyah i make it so obvious already you still dunno."
Girl gives him a slap n 1 more push.
Guy: "......... (speechless while being pushed n pinch")

Ok so the dialogue wasn't that interesting, but picture this.
1 year later, they are making out.
Girl: " I love you"
Proceeds to drive her knee at 5th Gear or 80km/h up the guys nuts.
Girl: " I really love you"
Takes out her whip and slash bf to death

Ok it didn't turn it as funny as it 1st when thorugh my mind. Some things are better left unsaid.

Smoking
Personally i know smoking is bad and almightly fucked up in general. Going through it before turning 13 was a good thing for me too. Being rebellious and shit, also meant i gotten past that phase faster. Quitting it was 1 mother fucking headache. Up till now, i still reel from the temptation though not as strong anymore. The problem was that, there is always a tomorrow. Or the usual, i'll cut down on it 1 stick at a time till it becomes 0. Never happens this 2 excuses. The way to go is cold turkey man. I had to go through that to cleanse it outta my system for good.


CJC
ALot of people i know from my batch of cjcians are working on television now. Richard in true files, jes was in true courage, jeneen on the current channel 8 NKF show.... I dun want to be in CRIMEWATCH!!!!!!!!!! Why can't i be in INitial D or something funky WHY WHY WHY!!!!

Mood: Exam
Music: My mother snoring
Time: A time where i shld be asleep
it seeps out// 2:46 AM

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